I used to play pokerstars back in the day but formatted and lost my details.
All of a sudden I get an invite to Facebook Zynga Poker and I’m hooker already.
Going from $1000 start money to over $100,000 in just over a week is satisfactory.
Thinking money plays again after a month more serious free play. I play with friend’s mainly so I know there not cunts.
What a nightmare getting a contact lense check was.
Having to sacrifice my monday night to travel for a 10am tuesday eye test all for nothing. Here’s how the story goes.
Travelled home, smooth as usual, nothing much to report.
7:30am the next day I wake up having forgotten my toothbursh, angry ross, my mouth had shit in it or something fowl.
Arrive at the opticians expecting my contact lenses to be there waiting so i can get a check up, having lost one of mine and what not. Not great, so instead of a contact lense check I get a regular eye health check, useless really.
Ringing contact lense office they haven’t sent them anywhere yet, fags, so i’m wasting my time at the opticians.
They managed to twist me into a proper eye test when i’m getting my contact’s next week. So Tuesday 9:40am I have an eye and contact lense check with an important lecture at 11am. Rage.
It’s a good job my optician Steve is a cool guy or i’d be raging.
I’m on the verge of securing a gaming management position with Team Validus. An upcoming wanna be pro eSports team.
The setup look’s great and I’m almost guarenteed to get it, well I was, then I did my usual disappearing act.
I usually take ages to reply on MSN when Kevlar and slaai want me, I’m usually full screen on in a different room, however kevlar asked me to get on vent on night for a chat, I said I would as i expected to be back at mine that night, went to my ladies house with her.
Oops, turn’s out my laptop mic doesn’t work anyway, bit of a disaster.
What can I say I’m a busy person.
I did manage to research some CSS teams from ESL/ESEA/EMS/DEL though, a good start to finding a CSS team I feel and amend the sponsor document I was sent.
I’m still reading up on advanced marketing principles but i’m happy with the current amendments I made.
Hopefully I don’t get fired before I even get initiated. I would like this role, but only on my terms. (i.e Flexible to an extent, operated via email and everyone is equally driven.)
Day 3 of my university semester and I’m really tired.
Partly I think it’s due to doing nothing for 5 days, the change has come as a bit of a body shock.
Things like playing trackmania with my house mate till 4am on Sunday night won’t of helped, neither would having to roll home for the opticians for 10am on the tuesday.
The opticians was a disaster.
Uni is good though, I’ve only one horrifly dull module with Big Bird, the world’s worst lecturer. I’m sticking with as the course is meant to be relatively straight forward.
Friend’s cringing at my timetable wasn’t fun neither are my 3 9am’s
Moving on
Doing nothing.
I have spent the majority of the last 7 days in bed. The 5 day’s after my exam’s I went to town twice to escort my lady, didn’t buy or do anything just walked, called people douche bag’s and said fran looks amazing.
I spend a full 2 day’s watching Prison Break Season 2 and sleeping.
It was amazing.
Fran looks fit in a suit. I want her.
Successful town trip hehe
I’m a devious bastard when it comes to bowling and my lady who I swindeled knows it.
She’s not bad at bowling, gets over 100 every time like.
Neither of us had played in ages but I knew I was still amazing, no it’s not arrogant I bring the goods to the table.
So we cracked on with 2 games for a small £1.95 fee each per game, perfectly resonable I think, barriers up, balls washed and ready.
I’ll be hohnest I tried on my first round and got a spare, after that I was just throwing balls for the first game. I wanted to eye out my lady, see what she brought to the table, I didn’t wanna get 300 and her 50, it’s just upsetting.
It turned out she was good, few strikes in each game and over 105 both games.
I scraped a win first time around with a steady 110 before I let loose on game two.
Prefect technique, poise and balance, rolling balls down the middle rocketing me to a high score.
My lowest first ball was an 8, was awesome. 2 double strikes, 5 spares and some 8/9’s. A sweet 197 score made me look crazy good. It was above average for me but in my range.
It would of been over 200 but I swear the ball’s hate me, random curvature at the end of the lane and stuff. Was upsetting.
Hollywood bowl, i’m going to destroy you shortly.
Thank god my wretched exams are over and I finally have 5 days to do what I want before the start of the semester.
You’d think I’d of made some crazy plans but no, all I did was go bowling and to Frankie and Benny’s. That’s my entire plan for my free 5 day’s and I’ve already done it.
Wait I lie, I’m going into town today to buy paper amongst other things. Should be cool looking at suits, everyone loves suits, especially when you look as sweet as I do in a suit.
I’ll let you know more when I make more plans.
Sad face 
Big wooooo!
That takes a large burden away from me, 5 very difficult very stressful exams have just been sent out the park by yours truely.
In thinking I should get the 70 average I required, 4 exams going really well, 1 exam going so so and I already had a 79 in the bank from another module.
Happy days.
I’m doing nothing for the next 5 days till term starts. It’s been a huge effort just to blog, that’s how little I intend to do.
Piece out.
An Obituary printed in the London Times.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn’t always fair;
- Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches become businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame and I’m A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral unfortunately because so few realised he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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